so my mom had a big event for church today and the theme was happy faces
like, those yellow ones
and we had popcorn balls and she was like “chelsea make them happy faces”
this is why i didn’t pursue art
OH MY FUCKING GOD
seeing your reflection in the computer screen when ur lying down is horrifying and i wan t it banned
is there like financial aid for concert tickets
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
if you call a girl barbecute chances are she’ll be your grillfriend
literally the perfect man
if you’re not in love with neil patrick harris you’re wrong
If you are not in love with NPH you are clinically dead.
Rihanna casually whooping some ass outside the club
The three things I hate the most are irony, cliffhangers, and
DO YOU EVER GET A REALLY GOOD HUG FROM SOMEONE AND YOU’RE LIKE WAIT NO HUG ME MORE
screams my professor was trying to find an example of reduplication so the next class he came back and said “I FOUND REDUPLICATION IN ENGLISH” and then he said “Milk milk” and everyone was just “what?” and he said “you know when you go to a coffee shop and they ask if you want soy milk and you say ‘no i want milk milk’” and everyone just had this collective sigh of understanding.