ejakeulati0n:

dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is

weirdteenblogger:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

(Source: brunts)

phantomdoodler:

thegoatking:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO THINKS “OH I THINK IM GOING TO DRESS UP AS A SEXY CORN THIS HALLOWEEN”

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(Source: seenive.com)

deodrant:

maybe if i sigh loud enough god will hear me and fix all my problems

(Source: rnerrychristmas)

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

siriusly-obsessed:


tonkadora:


awkwardbirds:


rainbowrebecca:


tardistagalong:


mischieftobemanaged:


I love this kid.
He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:
“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”
and don’t forget, the ever popular:
“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”
It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.


This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.


BEM IS OUR KING.


It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a eagle now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.
and thats how it happened.
the end.





All hail Bem.


you can really tell we haven’t had a new book for over 5 years now can’t you?

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

siriusly-obsessed:

tonkadora:

awkwardbirds:

rainbowrebecca:

tardistagalong:

mischieftobemanaged:

I love this kid.

He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:

“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”

and don’t forget, the ever popular:

“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”

It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.

This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.

BEM IS OUR KING.

It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a eagle now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.

and thats how it happened.

the end.

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All hail Bem.

you can really tell we haven’t had a new book for over 5 years now can’t you?

(Source: pleasenomoreattention)

deluminator:

my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’

perchu:

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tumblr: hey that moment is really painful
tumblr: let's gif it

theboldandthebri:

When there’s a certain song that you want to hear and it plays next on shuffle.

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(Source: iraffiruse)

coolscar:

fiddynun:

coolscar:

there is literally nothing worse than accidentally eating a really soft grape

MAYBE EXCEPT YOU WHOLE FAMILY BEING MURDERED IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE

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have you ever eaten a soft grape

canireachyouyet:

i don’t get feelings until like 1am and then i get really sad over everything and want to die and fall in love and get married

wearethewolfhearts:

whats-crackin-ho:

how concerned do you think people would be if i started putting quotation marks around everything i do like if someone asked me what i was doing i’d answer with something like oh just “taking out the trash”

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Extremely concerned

(Source: amazonwishlist)

dysphorism:

DO YOU EVER JUST

GET JEALOUS SO EASILY

LIKE NO 

THAT PERSON IS MINE

DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU