dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

panicatthedanetrain:

why isn’t this guy still popular

panicatthedanetrain:

why isn’t this guy still popular

(Source: nanopup)

gnarly:

stay in yah lane

gnarly:

stay in yah lane

(Source: cockbarf)

deathbedscene:

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

@

(Source: anightmarefantasmic)

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

poetessinthepit:

My type of band

poetessinthepit:

My type of band

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

onlylolgifs:

How to recover from being denied a kiss

onlylolgifs:

How to recover from being denied a kiss

(Source: memewhore)

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

t-eddysheeran:

 ”The next relationships that I’m gonna be getting into I’m going to be looking to starting a family with them … its getting to that age where theres no point getting into a long term relationship unless you’re actually looking to start a family with someone” - Ed Sheeran [x]

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